They Said It (sort of)
"If the boredom inspired from this play doesn't kill me, I don't think anything else will."
- US President Abraham Lincoln to wife, Mary Todd Lincoln, during the play "Our American Cousin"
"My balls itch."
- US President Abraham Lincoln to wife, Mary Todd Lincoln, during the play "Our American Cousin"
"Ah, yes, my taste for French whores has caught up with me. I shall claim it's the gout. Now if I can only get rid of the horrid feeling of urinating fire and brimestone."
- Benjamin Franklin, American author, Founding Father, philosopher, "John," in the unpublished volume of his autobiography, "The Fuzzy Years"
"Anyone else have the taste of American President in their mouth?"
- Monica Lewinsky
"Try me moutherfucker! I'm crazy. I'll fuck your ass up! Bring it, bitch. Your mother's a whore!"
- Fred Rogers, TV's Mr. Rogers, to a technical assistant upon finding his coffe was incorrectly prepared
"Judas, why you gotta be such a bitch?"
- Jesus Christ
"Shit! It's hotter than hell out here."
- Mother Teresa
"What are you talking about? Indians are afraid of us. They don't stand a chance."
- General George A. Custer